You can train for a Tough Mudder, but you can't prepare for Electroshock Therapy

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

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Comment by Bryan Smith on January 15, 2013 at 8:37pm

This is not true, you can train for electroshock therapy. Go to your nearest cowfield with an electric fence. Turn the fence off, tear all the wiring off the posts, wrap your body in the wiring and have a friend (not a sadistic cruel ex girlfriend/boyfriend) turn the fence back on and off repeatedly until you pass out. Repeat daily adding 30 extra seconds of electrical shockage each day until you reach 10 minutes of consciousness. you are now ready for electroshock therapy. To get ready for the electric eel simply lie in a bathtub as the fellow above is doing and repeat the same process. Good luck and see you on the course:)

Comment by Yahya Ali on May 13, 2013 at 8:42am

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